hotvampireadjacent:

A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

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utter-queer-nightmare:

actionsurges:

the issue is i can’t see the phrase ‘the beast’ in any context without thinking of my dog. it’s bad. saw an edgy text over painting image on pinterest that said 'the beast comes for us all eventually’ and just thought about this fucker

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rowan-of-the-ravenwood:

orangechickenpillow:

fanonical:

gotta give credit to gravity falls for having a cartoon explicitly set during the summer but going

“hey we wanna do a halloween episode”
“but it’s summer”
“the town has a regional not!halloween called summerween fuck you”

I just want to bring to everyone’s attention that summerween is june 22nd ok bye

Reblogging this so that nobody misses Summerween

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normal-horoscopes:

Underrated bit on this website is when an RP blog just jumps into the replies of a post and everyone reacts as if it’s completely normal.

“I don’t like this either Pinkie Pie.”

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memorycycle:

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

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storms-and-illness:

awbrainno:

heartseeker:

guerrillatech:

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

I’m also celebrating your dogs birthday

celebrating tumblr user heartseeker’s dog’s birthday on the fourth everyone

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ssundiall:

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everysinglepheel:

mindflamer:

bimbobuggins:

justsomeguycore:

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

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dameronalone:

oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it’s individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????

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the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

tools in my toolshed have started expressing rudimentary emotions

hoes mad

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dumbfilmschoolkid:

While every force available in the world is searching for the 5 people in the oceangate submersible, a boat filled with mostly Syrian and Pakistani refugees sank under still “unknown” circumstances off the coast of Peloponnisos, Greece (with the coast guard present). More than 600 people drowned but guess which of the two is making headlines

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hollyrogerbay:

this is where i post from

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writterings:

i never knew that i was pirating anime and manga as a kid like i genuinely just thought it was free online

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is-the-owl-video-cute:

pseudomantis:

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

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yandere-angela:

“what are you a cop” is such a good mantra to live by and such a practical phrase. like yass girl don’t volunteer information to dubious individuals with an interest in using that information against you in nefarious ways

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